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Baseball Clown Will Murder You in Your Sleep

Posted By Dayn Perry On February 3, 2012 @ 8:09 pm In Actual Thing,Memorabilia,Things That Contain Multitudes | 10 Comments

Add the following to the running list of things that will quite possibly murder you in your sleep tonight:

In addition to the trail of dead, you will know Fell and Murderous Baseball Clown by his jester’s tassles-prison jumper-jorts-FMBs (latter not pictured) ensemble and Buttcheeks of Villainy. This is the last thing you will see before you are brutalized in your nightclothes. Fell and Murderous Baseball Clown is a killing machine and thus at the mercy of his factory settings. In all other regards, the word “mercy” is lost upon him.

Tonight you shall die.


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