The author is attending, with a good and old friend, is attending tonight’s Class A Midwest League game between the Beloit Snappers (a Twins affiliate) and Peoria Chiefs (Cubs) in Beloit, Wisconsin.
Here’s a provisional itinerary for the author’s trip. All times are Central.
Buy tickets through Snappers website. Feel moment of exhilarating and dirty pleasure that accompanies all online purchases.
Google “Miguel Sano” and also “Jorge Soler.” Lustily read a half-dozen scouting reports and probably watch videos. Neglect actual work until last moment.
Leave house for bus station at University of Wisconsin’s Memorial Union about seven minutes later than would be ideal. Make up time by running part way.
Arrive, moist in not the sexy way, at Memorial Union.
Depart on Van Galder bus bound for Chicago.
Resume reading John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces. Feel accompanying shame for not having read book in high school like a normal person.
Develop nausea from reading John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces on bus.
Begin browsing web aimlessly on iPhone. Feel moment of less exhilarating and more dirty pleasure that accompanies such a thing.
Fall into fitful half-sleep common to bus adventures.
Arrive at Road Ranger Travel Center in South Beloit, Illinois, that doubles as Van Galder bus stop. Meet good and old friend, Tom, who’s driven up from Chicago. Live something similar to — if not precisely — the Good Life.
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