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Baseball Lineups, with Minnesota Accent

I must say, I enjoyed the following jaunty jaunt …

I’m not saying the Twins should hire this guy to save the franchise on the diamond and in the broadcast booth, but that happens to be precisely what I’m saying. I think we can all agree that the vocal intonations native to the Upper Midwest are the smoothest of smooth jazz.