Baseball Players Twerking: Manny Machado

Manny Machado has just been activated from the disabled list. For this, he is a happy person. When people are happy, they express their feelings utilizing different channels. Some prefer smiling. Others, drinking. The most cavalier combine the two. Manny Machado chooses to please the Gods of his inner self with the help of the age-old, Kevin-Bacon-endorsed art of the dance. Behold.

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This has been Baseball Players Twerking.




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David G. Temple is a systems analyst who writes for FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. He has contributed to The Classical and The Platoon Advantage. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

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  1. Urban Shocker says:

    Thank you.

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  2. Horace says:

    In commemoration of my favorite NotGraphs feature, here is the text of this post, having been translated from English into English, via Igbo, Hatian Creole, and Chinese (Simplified):

    Wuqie Ma Machado work with the disabled list. Therefore, it is a pleasure. When people are happy, they show that they use a variety of channels. Some people choose to smile. On the other hand, a lot of wine. The best combination of knights. Wuqie Ma Machado choose their own God-year-old Kevin Bacon agreed to help the art of dance. Music.

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  3. John Kruk says:

    Machado looks unnaturally pleased about his buttocks’ twerk-like movements.

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  4. Will says:

    Why is this not a category on the NotGraphs page? Please fix immediately.

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