Baseball Spider Is Handsome, Alluring

I normally make a point to avoid spiders, mostly because I have it on good authority that they want to kill me. But this spider?

This spider is different. This spider could knock on the oaken door of my boudoir, and I would open it and, while wearing something uncomplicated, invite him in to ravage me. Baseball Spider, I would say, do with me what you will. Go Twins, I would also say.

(Image and underlying genius courtesy of 365 Spider)




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8 Responses to “Baseball Spider Is Handsome, Alluring”

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  1. Bryz says:

    Too bad that’s not an actual product, because I’d consider buying it.

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  2. olethros says:

    Go Twins? I thought you were a Cardinal fan in the 80s.

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  3. ettin says:

    Twins Spider likes to brag about its 9th leg.

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  4. Marques Slocum says:

    man! fuck dat spider.

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  5. GotHeem says:

    Even if this was in orange and black I still wouldn’t like it. Spiders can kick rocks

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  6. Nu? Billy Baroo says:

    is that Delmon Young?

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