Baseball Wives are Scary Looking

Torii Hunter, via Instagram:

Mat Latos

Latos

Al Alburquerque, 2012 (I believe this is his ex-wife; he is currently married to a base)

Miguel Cabrera

miguel

Cabrera’s wife used to be married to Joe Dimaggio

And here are Alburquerque and Cabrera’s mates together on Family Picture Day




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Baseball
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Baseball
2 years 6 months ago

Pismo Beach? How’d I end up at Pismo Beach?

Should have made a left turn….

sothatshowitis
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sothatshowitis
2 years 6 months ago

Things in life that get more action than me.

DerekJeterGiftBasket
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DerekJeterGiftBasket
2 years 6 months ago

This:

Izzy
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Izzy
2 years 6 months ago

Mat Latos looks a lot like Papelbon.

Mike Green
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Mike Green
2 years 6 months ago

The last picture is only recognized in 17 states.

André
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André
2 years 6 months ago

I’d like this post more if you had titled it something like “Baseball Players Choose Weird Partners,” because “Baseball Wives are Scary Looking” definitely has creepy undertones in which you are comparing women to all of these things, or suggesting that women are or can be mere objects. Doesn’t seem like that was your intent, but it’s there anyway.

Jenstrom
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Jenstrom
2 years 6 months ago

If you think those are scary looking, you should have the women on that show “Baseball Wives.”

Jenstrom
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Jenstrom
2 years 6 months ago

…you should have Seen the women… is what I meant to write.

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