Become Intimate with Pedro Martinez’s Changeup

Brandon H. told Jonah K. who told all the Internet which told the author of this post that Major League Baseball appears recently to have uploaded a number of archival-type videos to their YouTube channel — including (and, for the purposes of this post, limited to) one particularly hot and sexy and hot video featuring right-hander Pedro Martinez in the bloom of goddamn youth.

“¡Ay, caramba!” announces the reader who has watched this video and also came of age, probably, during the earliest seasons of The Simpsons. “Ai, caramba!” announces a different reader after watching this video, but mostly because he’s a native Portuguese speaker. Whether one is from Brazil or Mozambique or Portugal itself, however, doesn’t matter: this video provide full-body pleasure sensation every time.

In conclusion:

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  1. Somersault says:

    So, uh, are we all pretending that we weren’t intimate with Koji Uehara’s change of pace just a week ago? Cuz I don’t think Pedro would like that.

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  2. Izzy says:

    That screwball movement on his change up is just crazy. I was assuming a few of his strike outs were going to be change ups when they were actually fastballs. When that happens, his fastball looks like it’s about 110 miles per hour. Unhittable.

    His only called strike three looked like it was about a foot outside, however.

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  3. Resolution says:

    I came for the changepiece. I stayed for the Men In Black advertisements.

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  4. A GIF including both Pedro Martinez and Otis Nixon?!?! Count me in every time!

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  5. BurleighGrimes says:

    Pedro in his prime…I could watch this all night. It’s just beautiful…

    (Also: Canada vs. Canada! Fun!)

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  6. FamousAmazingGuy says:

    RIP John Cerutti.

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