Begrudgingly Truncated Tweet: Derek Jeter’s Situation

Unlike many others that have appeared in these pages, the following tweet actually is altered from the original — and in such a manner as might justifiably be denounced as puerile and sophomoric and even jejune.

And yet, as James Earl Jones once definitely wrote, “There comes a time when all the cosmic tumblers have clicked into place and the universe opens itself up a few seconds to show you what’s possible.” In this case, of course, “what’s possible” is a joke about Derek Jeter‘s gentleman’s ass — nor is the present author inclined to contradict the universe on this matter.

To wit (click to embiggen):

Jeter Tweet




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Paul Heyman
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Paul Heyman
3 years 2 months ago

Pictures, or it didn’t happen

Mike Green
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Mike Green
3 years 2 months ago

Those Yankees. Always wasting money on the newest technology when a simple request for him to fix some plumbing would have done the trick.

ettin
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ettin
3 years 2 months ago

I’m sure Jeter won’t get to upset that you altered the original tweet. In other words he won’t be to butt-hurt.

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