Begrudgingly Truncated Tweet: Derek Jeter’s Situation

Unlike many others that have appeared in these pages, the following tweet actually is altered from the original — and in such a manner as might justifiably be denounced as puerile and sophomoric and even jejune.

And yet, as James Earl Jones once definitely wrote, “There comes a time when all the cosmic tumblers have clicked into place and the universe opens itself up a few seconds to show you what’s possible.” In this case, of course, “what’s possible” is a joke about Derek Jeter‘s gentleman’s ass — nor is the present author inclined to contradict the universe on this matter.

To wit (click to embiggen):

Jeter Tweet

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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.

3 Responses to “Begrudgingly Truncated Tweet: Derek Jeter’s Situation”

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  1. Paul Heyman says:

    Pictures, or it didn’t happen

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  2. Mike Green says:

    Those Yankees. Always wasting money on the newest technology when a simple request for him to fix some plumbing would have done the trick.

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  3. ettin says:

    I’m sure Jeter won’t get to upset that you altered the original tweet. In other words he won’t be to butt-hurt.

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