by Jeremy Blachman - December 12, 2013
Hi, Our Okra Kid
I, or Haiku Dork.
Bartolo Colon is “Bacon Roll, Too.”
Words I am sure he has spoken many times.
Awoken Samurai Kin
…and the award for WORST baseball anagram…
No, the WORST baseball anagram is:
Batter Nine You Sucky
I would not acquire a sucky player two different times.
Michael Morse = Cashmere Limo
Edwin Encarnacion- A Inward Innocence
Brett Lawrie- Brittle Wear
Mark Buehrle- Me Hurl Break
Casey Janssen- Jays Can Sense
Melky Cabrera- Creaky Ambler
Mark Alan Buehrle – A Mean Hurler Balk
Edwin Encarnacion – Cocaine and Winner
But I bet you never did the Kenosha, kid.
Jhonny Peralta – Johnny Peralta
Brandon Phillips – Hind Ball Nips Pro
Jarrod Saltalamacchia + Carl Crawford – Ma, Can I Get The Meatloaf? Ma!
ROBINSON CANO = OBCNOA ONNISR
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA = I RUIN COUNTRY WITH WELFARE