Best Reader-Submitted Colon Headlines

Colon Leaves a Black Mark on the Sport

Oakland Gets Mandatory Colonostomy

Roids Found in Swollen Colon

Colon Blown Out in Oakland

Is 50 Games Enough Punishment for A’s Colon?

Dirty Colon Not Fooling Anybody

A’s get caught with a Colon Full of PEDs

and the winner:

Colon Busted by MLB Probe




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Jason
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Jason
3 years 9 months ago

#3 FTW! Hilarious.

Dave Barker
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3 years 9 months ago

Agreed. Although the probe headline is a close second in my opinion.

bowie
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bowie
3 years 9 months ago

‘Is 50 Games Enough Punishment for A’s Colon?’

I don’t get this one.

Justin
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Justin
3 years 9 months ago

I believe they are implying ass colon with a’s

bowie
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bowie
3 years 9 months ago

surely not.

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