Big Season!

Who’s ready for a big season? I plugged “big season” 2012 into Google News, and here’s who appears to be ready for an amazing 2012:

Josh Hamilton
Justin Upton
Mat Gamel
Jaime Garcia
Curtis Granderson
Mike Carp
Dustin Moseley
Adam Wainwright
Your mother
Carlos Peguero
Hunter Pence
Cole Hamels
Edwin Encarnacion
Rick Santorum
Dustin Pedroia
Rafael Soriano
Michael Jackson’s ghost
Rick Porcello
junior college transfer Dan Glevenyak
Orrville product Jake Bolyard
The Mansfield University baseball team
Gastric bypass surgery
South Carolina’s Roth & Price
The Dow Jones Industrial Average
BBQ brisket
Juvenile incarceration
Extreme weather
Meyer lemons
Making up 75% of the items in a list

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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  1. Dylan says:

    Which is more realistic to have a big season? Michael Jackson’s ghost or Rick Santorum? I’d have to go ghost…

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  2. bencam4904 says:

    will be rooting heavily for BBQ Brisket and my first round pick in a keeper draft, Mat Gamel

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