Bill Petti, Your Next Dark Overlord

I may have only known Bill Petti for a couple of days — mostly because I thought both he and Justin Bopp were named “Justin Bopp” — but I can tell you for certain: He is the most handsome male FanGraphs writer of the year.

Behold, his moments of glory on FanGraphs Clubhouse Confidential:

More thoughts below.

One of the most important elements of the clip is the ever-entrancing background activity:

Lady Describes How a Plane Lands:

Annoying/Creepy Geico Spokeswoman:

The Word PHILADELPHIA Frosted Into a Glass in a Segment Featuring Almost Entirely METS-ONLY News:

Kernel Stuck Betwixt Molars, or Clandestine Nose Pick? (4:25 — tell me what you think)

But hey, how ’bout that blinking!?




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Bradley writes for FanGraphs and The Hardball Times. Follow him on Twitter @BradleyWoodrum.


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Navin Vaswani
Editor
4 years 2 months ago

Mad blinkage! Petti’s the man.

Bill Petti
Member
Member
4 years 2 months ago

The fact that I am talking about the Mets and their issues in a Fox studio in Philadelphia is the reason for that weird face I am making. Or it could just be that I have a weird face…

Navin Vaswani
Editor
4 years 2 months ago

I think you’re very handsome.

dockmarm
Guest
dockmarm
4 years 2 months ago

Nice use of the line brush tool.

Kevin Wilson
Guest
Kevin Wilson
4 years 2 months ago

I thought that was Richard Belzer.

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