BJ Upton or Kate Upton?

1. Dating Justin Verlander

2. Just signed with the Braves

3. Was a young equestrian

4. Named Rookie of the Year*

5. Won a silver medal in Cuba for the Team USA Junior Nationals

6. Made acting debut in the film Tower Heist, as Mr. Hightower’s Mistress

7. Has been benched for lack of hustle

8. Played in the 2011 Taco Bell All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game

9. Is 5-foot-10

10. Weighs 185 pounds

*In the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

[Kate: 1,3,4,6,8,9]
[BJ: 2,5,7,10]



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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Dan
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Dan

I have an idea for how the Marlins can draw fans now …

Resolution
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Resolution

I’m glad you posted the answers so I know for whom to associate the facts, but I’m having trouble figuring out who is who from the picture…

Justinpg
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Justinpg

BJ from Kate Upton

ettin
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ettin

To rephrase: “Can’t we have both Kate and a BJ?”

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

Kate Upton is 5’10”? Wow.

Bradley Woodrum
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Damn. Got every one wrong. :/

Nope
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Nope

Kate Upton made her acting debut in The Three Stooges remake, but no one saw it. It’s less terrible than you would think.

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