Born To Be Ballplayers

Presenting… the ballplayers born (or at least named) to excel at certain baseball statistics:

CHRis Iannetta
CHRis Davis
CHRis Carter
CHRis B. Young
KHRis Davis

Julio TehERAn
ERAsmo Ramirez
Drew PomERAnz
Joel PERAlta
Kelvin HerrERA

Jacoby EllSBury

Drew StuBBs
BoBBy Abreu

Chris DenoRFia

Kohl SteWARt
Jason HeyWARd

Patrick CoRBIn (unfortunately for his ERA)




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13 Responses to “Born To Be Ballplayers”

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  1. Grant Balfour says:

    @#$#%! Notgraphs!!

    +13 Vote -1 Vote +1

  2. tz says:

    Edwin Encarnacion, obviously.

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  3. YABooble says:

    Poor Jose LOBaton.

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  4. king buzzo says:

    Barry BoPEDnds

    Am I doing this right?

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  5. benagain123 says:

    Alcides Esc*OBA*r

    Add*ISO*n Russell

    Josh Dona*LD*son

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  6. Tim Burwell says:

    Banknote Harper

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  7. daniel says:

    One could argue that “being young” is a baseball stat, depicted in the numerical value of “Age”.

    Chris B. Young would like his second bolded assortment of letters.

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  8. Anon says:

    After seeing Chris Iannetta grouped with such HR hitters like Davis and Carter, he is shooting up my draft board.

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  9. tz says:

    Marc RzczUZRzFIPzynski?

    +5 Vote -1 Vote +1

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