Breaking Down 2013’s Top 100 Prospects

Breaking down MLB.com’s recently released list

HUMAN… 94
ALIEN… 6

GENETICALLY MALE… 92
GENETICALLY FEMALE… 8

THINKING… 64
FEELING… 36

ANIMAL… 73
VEGETABLE… 26
MINERAL… 1

TASTES GREAT… 72
LESS FILLING… 28

CARNIVORE… 41
HERBIVORE… 18
OMNIVORE… 41

ROCK… 30
PAPER… 37
SCISSORS… 33

EENIE… 19
MEENIE… 23
MINEY… 56
MO… 2

YOUNG… 99
OLT… 1



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Safe to assume Trevor Bauer is one of the aliens?

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white… 50
wong… 1

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Anti-Semites… 99
Hak-Ju Lee… 1

Players with fathers that survived a deadly string of tornadoes with Helen Hunt… 0
James Paxton… 1

Standard Story… 99
Trevor Story… 1

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Slightly Baked: 99
Max Fried: 1

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