Brian McCann Glimpses the Unthinkable

Abhorrence of Abhorrences lurking behind the potted palm, Brian McCann sees you. If it’s any consolation, Abhorrence of Abhorrences, you are absolutely as mortifying as you think you are. At least to the quaking likes of Brian McCann …

Know this, Brian McCann: whatever you have seen is absolutely not as scared of you as you are of it.

(Thanks to MockSession for the initial image and, thus, the walking tour of the abyss.)




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Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant
4 years 3 months ago

Not to worry, Dayn – the horrified look on McCann’s face is just the result of him hearing Fredi Gonzalez say Nathan Hale is a limp-wristed nancy boy. McCann knows what to do now…

Stoph
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Stoph
4 years 3 months ago

I was under the impression he had just been informed that Navin Vaswani had written an article that was not about the Toronto Blue Jays.

eckmuhl
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eckmuhl
4 years 3 months ago

Both Dayn Perry and Brian McCann are national treasures to be admired at our leisure.

Daniel
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Daniel
4 years 3 months ago

Does Brian McCann not belong to Canada?

BenH
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BenH
4 years 3 months ago

Canada wishes.

Tyler N
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Tyler N
4 years 3 months ago

It’s much more amusing if you play this while watching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbsWInTtY58

Quirmulous
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Quirmulous
4 years 3 months ago

McCann is going up the river to Cambodia, never to return.

nu? billy baroooo
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nu? billy baroooo
4 years 3 months ago

slow mo is great

cpebbles
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cpebbles
4 years 3 months ago

Was Alexi Ogando on the mound?

Aaron55
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Aaron55
4 years 3 months ago

Brian McCann, a gentleman ghost hunter

Mrs. Cistulli
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Mrs. Cistulli
4 years 3 months ago

Mr. McCann is simply rehearsing for roles that stereotypically go to African American actors.

yaboynate
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yaboynate
4 years 3 months ago

I’m pretty sure he’s in the middle of doing this squinty/blinky thing with his eyes before he steps in the box that he normally does. Ever since his issues with his vision last year, he’s done it.

me
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me
4 years 3 months ago

squintblinkies is the best show on adult swim

anthonyrizzo_jackass
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anthonyrizzo_jackass
4 years 2 months ago

He clearly thought it was just a bit of gas, wrong!

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