Bronson Arroyo: Cooking With Gas

Bronson Arroyo, “aspiring musician” and erstwhile starting pitcher, knows that he is getting older (he’s 35, now). He says he’s worried about his “23-, 24-, 23-year-old” competition. He says he’s worried that he might not look good as an old man. With these concerns in mind, Mr. Arroyo has forayed into new territory this spring: the kitchen!

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No chef’s hat!

Let it be known (mostly to the ladies) that Bronson Arroyo, “seasoned” “veteran”, still got it:


Bronson got the [canned] goods.


Bronson got the blurry wine.


Bronson get the hands sticky.


Bronson got the crazy juices.


Bronson got gumption, does what he pleases.
In this case, he pleases to use a metal utensil on a coated pan.
(Not recommended.)


Bronson got eats.


Bronson got coiffure.
(Recommended.)

In light of this, the segment under examination, someone might suggest to Mr. Arroyo that his next self-improvement endeavor involve video editing.




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5 Responses to “Bronson Arroyo: Cooking With Gas”

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  1. DD says:

    Someone tweet this to Kieth Law, maybe he gets the Klaw bump now.

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  2. Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets says:

    Are his culinary skills what earned him the nickname of Saturn Nuts?

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  3. JDanger says:

    Just tell me if he burns himself on the stove or not. Otherwise forget it.

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  4. martyn says:

    This post contains comedy ore of the symbol Au, with an atomic number of 79.

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