Bronson Arroyo: Cooking With Gas
Bronson Arroyo, “aspiring musician” and erstwhile starting pitcher, knows that he is getting older (he’s 35, now). He says he’s worried about his “23-, 24-, 23-year-old” competition. He says he’s worried that he might not look good as an old man. With these concerns in mind, Mr. Arroyo has forayed into new territory this spring: the kitchen!
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No chef’s hat!
Let it be known (mostly to the ladies) that Bronson Arroyo, “seasoned” “veteran”, still got it:
Bronson got the [canned] goods.
Bronson got the blurry wine.
Bronson get the hands sticky.
Bronson got the crazy juices.
Bronson got gumption, does what he pleases.
In this case, he pleases to use a metal utensil on a coated pan.
(Not recommended.)
Bronson got eats.
Bronson got coiffure.
(Recommended.)
In light of this, the segment under examination, someone might suggest to Mr. Arroyo that his next self-improvement endeavor involve video editing.
Someone tweet this to Kieth Law, maybe he gets the Klaw bump now.
Are his culinary skills what earned him the nickname of Saturn Nuts?
Just tell me if he burns himself on the stove or not. Otherwise forget it.
His hair catches fire. On his junk.
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