Bryce Pudding?

The Washington Post discusses Bryce Harper’s diet. Mostly healthy, except:

“I mean, I’m not perfect,” Harper said, laughing as he sat in the Washington Nationals’ dugout this week. “I eat ice cream all the time. Outside of that, I’m going to be smart.”

Clearly, a Ben & Jerry’s opportunity here. So… what should Bryce Harper’s flavor be?

1. Bryce Pudding. Vanilla ice cream with a rice pudding swirl and cinnamon-fudge-coated raisins.

2. Sugar ‘n Bryce. Sweet cream ice cream with gingerbread spice cookie chunks and an eye-black lico-Bryce swirl.

3. Bryce Cream Cake. Cake batter ice cream with red, white, and blue Washington Nationals uniform-color cake bits and a buttercream frosting swirl.

4. Bryce Krispie Treat. Vanilla ice cream with a marshmallow swirl and chocolate-covered Rice Krispie Treat chunks.

Okay, now I’m hungry. Someone please help make this happen.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Diane Firstman
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“That’s a Clown Confection, Bro”: peanuts, popcorn, cotton candy in a funnel cake-flavored mashup.

a happy man
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a happy man

WHAT PLEASING ALLITERATION/WORD SUBSTITUTION YOU HAVE THERE!

tz
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tz

Harper Wall-Nut Crash: Vanilla-chocolate swirl ice cream with crushed walnuts, butterscotch stars, and Hershey (minor league pitcher) Kisses.

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asdf

With Bloody Neck syrup!

Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets

I vote for “Harper’s Bazaar” as the flavor. With a whole bunch of crazy stuff in there. I’m talking crazier than the stuff on the walls at Shenanigans.

Bryce is a little spicy, so throw some habanero in there.
Bryce is from Nevada, Ask.com tells me that Nevada is famous for Beef Jerky, that’s in.
Bryce is a little sweet, so throw some maple syrup swirls in there.

Maple-Habanero-Jerky Ice Cream … Harpers Bazaar

Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets

I’m going to switch to “Harper’s Bah-Czar”

Habanero – Harper
Lamb Jerky – Bah
Wheat Blini bits -Czar
Maple swirl

eddiegaedel
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eddiegaedel

Bryce Cream Cake for sure

Jenstrom
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Jenstrom

I submitted this article to the Ben and Jerry’s website!

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