Buy HALL OF NEARLY GREAT Early, Often

The purpose of this post is to convince the readers of this post to click this hyperlinked text and buy an ebook called The Hall of Nearly Great.

The Hall of Nearly Great — which can be purchased by clicking on this hyperlinked text for a price absurdly close to free — represents an attempt, in the words of editors Sky Kalkman and Marc Normandin

to celebrate the careers of those who are not celebrated. It’s not a book meant to reopen arguments about who does and does not deserve Hall of Fame enshrinement. Rather, it remembers those who, failing entrance into Cooperstown, may unfairly be lost to history.

The Hall of Nearly Great — which costs less money than you, reading this, would have frittered away today on meaningless baubles and which can be purchased this exact minute by clicking on this hyperlinked text — features the work of, in the words of editors Marc Kalkman and Sky Normandin, “forty-two talented writers.”

These writers, specifically:

Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Wendy Thurm * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli * Carson Cistulli

Be aware that The Hall of Nearly Great — which, in the unlikely event that you haven’t been persuaded to buy it already by clicking on hyperlinked text just like this — is, according to editors Sky Kalkdid and Marc Normanman, “available in PDF, EPUB, and MOBI formats, suitable for reading on a computer, iPad, Kindle, Nook, other e-reader, or smart phone.” And, according to those same twos guys, it’s available “for immediate download for only [price omitted because of how embarrassingly low it is].”

Don’t let your opportunity to click on this hyperlinked text slip away. Click on this hyperlinked text immediately. Make clicking on this hyperlinked text part of your life… today!




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7 Responses to “Buy HALL OF NEARLY GREAT Early, Often”

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  1. Tommy Bennett says:

    Malkovitch Malkovitch?

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  2. dockmarm says:

    Seriously. Loving every page.

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  3. Mac says:

    Is this going to be released as a paperback down the line? Fangraphs is as e-savvy as I get. I suppose I could read it all on my monitor, but this seems like a great summer read.

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  4. jesse says:

    Where can I buy a copy?

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  5. Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets says:

    If I buy one in the next 30 minutes, do I get a second one at no extra charge?

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  6. DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy says:

    After the steam summer sale, right now people don’t know how much money they are going to be out……

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