Call to Action: Let’s Have Carson Cistulli Thrown in Prison

I have taken the necessary and gravely belated step of petitioning the federal government to imprison Carson Cistulli for treason. To make this happen, we need your voice …

I have no doubt that deep-cover communists with work to undermine the will of people, so please do sign the petition while you still can.



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It appears the secessionists have succeeded only in reducing to parody the White House online petition service.

Eminor3rd
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Eminor3rd

That happened a while ago. I got all pumped about it until I realized that the petitions I signed that passed never amounted to anything. It’s no different than those placebo crosswalk buttons that literally don’t do anything but make pedestrians feel like they have control.

John Thacker
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John Thacker

What, did you sign one of the many “legalize marijuana” petitions that got totally ignored?

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