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Call to Action: Let’s Have Carson Cistulli Thrown in Prison

I have taken the necessary and gravely belated step of petitioning the federal government to imprison Carson Cistulli for treason. To make this happen, we need your voice …

I have no doubt that deep-cover communists with work to undermine the will of people, so please do sign the petition while you still can.