Calling It Quits

Fireman Ed called it quits. He’s no longer… the Jets’ superfan? As much as any man in his position can ‘quit’ his unofficial role, he’s doing so, at least that’s what he’s saying. Maybe he’ll provide inspiration…

to this fan for giving up bratwurst…

…to this fan for retiring his barrel to the great barrel pen in the sky [condolences]…

…to this fan for swallowing his bedazzler…

…to this fan for finding a new religion…

…to this fan for finding a fashion sense…

…and to this fan for not scaring the crap out of us anymore.

Then again, you could chalk it all up to jealousy. Baseball doesn’t see this sort of thing that often, after all. I guess there was that guy in the Tiger suit

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  1. TheGrandSlamwich says:

    He also does Raiders games.

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  2. DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy says:

    Is that what the bucket was for? Every time somebody has a bucket out in public it’s to take a dump in………..

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