Caption Contest: Upset Rangers Fan

ladydisagrees

Internet Gentleman and NotGraphs union member Dayn Perry alerted me to the above sequence he most likely captured from his Postseason.TV feed. Since I am a functioning member of society who pays for television, I was watching the glossy, HD-enhanced feed from the Turner Broadcasting System, and did not subject myself to this ugly peek behind the scenes. Nevertheless, the above footage is important in that it 1). Is entertaining and 2.) Allows us to do a good, old-fashioned caption contest. I’ve submitted three ideas below (links will open in new windows, so rest easy).

Idea #1
Idea #2
Idea #3

As I’m sure you have your own ideas, feel free to submit them below. If I really like one, I might even convert it to a GIF, though I do not advise you hold your breath on that.



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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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Kyle
Member

“Bollocks!”

Brandon Warne
Guest

“ELVIS! ELVIS AUGUSTO ANDRUS TORRES YOU GET OVER HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!”

Mitch
Guest
Mitch

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!

MustBunique
Member
Member

“Get that BEAR!”

tz
Guest
tz

Gloria: “He was FOULED!!!…..”

Shaq (muttering): “Baseball, Gloria. Baseball season ain’t done just yet.”

rolen with da ponches
Guest
rolen with da ponches

Dude does look like Shaq. But that would make the woman about 7 feet 5 inches tall.

Embiggens Papiamentu
Guest
Embiggens Papiamentu

Britney Greiner, perhaps?

Delonte West
Guest
Delonte West

Sure as hell ain’t Gloria James. Trust me.

Mario Mendoza
Guest
Mario Mendoza

BUNT?!?!?!?

Choo
Member

“I drive a Dodge Stratus!!!!”

GW
Guest
GW

Oh no you didn’t!

Gyre
Guest
Gyre

Dat ump had one more eye, he’d be a cyclops!

czezlock
Guest
czezlock

I love her stutter at the end. It says: “I’m not finished, I’m not finished. Ok, I’m done.”

Mogul
Guest
Mogul

LEARN HOW TO THROW THE DAMN BALL SCHEPPERS! FOR GOD’S SAKE, I THROW BETTER THAN THAT!

Lenard
Guest
Lenard

STRIKE THREE! ….Wait…a ball, you called that a ball? …Oh…Well the next pitch is coming so I’d better sit down now.

Sweet Brown
Guest
Sweet Brown

AIN’T NO ONE GOT TIME FOR THAT!!

kdm628496
Member
kdm628496

so close, yet so far.

KCDaveInLA
Guest
KCDaveInLA

C’mon, we were ALL thinking that…

MajorDanby
Guest
MajorDanby

Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!

Eighty Want
Guest
Eighty Want

Don’t make me come down there!

Robert J. Baumann
Member

My hips seem to be malfunctioning.

Ulysses
Member
Ulysses

Hunter Pence is a protean being, found in many different guises, and only the experienced watcher will be able to identify him by his external markings. Newcomers are advised to look for the eyes, which are common to all Hunter Pences.

Matt Garza
Guest
Matt Garza

I’m not the only one who gets upset at bunts either.

Jasper Francisco
Member
Member
Jasper Francisco

Yahtzee!!!

samuelraphael
Guest

WHERES MY BURRITO!????

cauld
Guest
cauld

Free Tacos!!?!

Kev
Guest
Kev

This ain’t the postseason!

WEB
Guest
WEB

I’m filling in for Banknotes Harper.

T Says
Guest
T Says

I’m hallucinating again. Where’s my medication.

Alyosha
Guest
Alyosha

Call me Ishmael!

TheFantasyPeach
Member

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!!

Blurred Out Athlete
Guest
Blurred Out Athlete

I WIN!

thebear
Guest
thebear

Who touched Adrian’s head? YOU?!

dcoffell
Member
dcoffell

“Ron? Ron Washington, is that YOU?!”

John
Guest
John

Ain’t nobody got time for that Honey Boo Boo Child!

Embiggens Papiamentu
Guest
Embiggens Papiamentu

Ta kon bo ta dolo asina….nan ta hasi propaganda pa nos, anto un lolo manera abo, tin ku hode e kos…………..konjo kens yen di compleho pendew

olethros
Guest
olethros

Huh. Wanda Sykes is a Rangers fan.

KCDaveInLA
Guest
KCDaveInLA

“Hey Yu! Yeah, Yu! I’m talking to Yu!”

reillocity
Guest
reillocity

“While parallax error prevents me from accurately judging the insideness or outsideness of the pitch, my vantage point offers a superior perspective to yours in terms of judging its vertical position relative to the strike zone and as such I can be quite certain that you blew that call, Mr. Kellogg.”

Visionary1
Guest
Visionary1

Yeah Bitch! (camera zooms in) MAGNETS!

Doug French
Guest
Doug French

Oh man, oh, man, I knew I shouldna introduce Nellie to that Bosch fella in Miami. I thought he was CHRIS BOSCH, honey. I SWEAR!!!

Delonte West
Guest
Delonte West

Bosch the PED man is gonna go extinct before Chris Bosh. Who woulda thought that?

Robo
Guest
Robo

I read that as Chris Borscht and now I will probably forevermore call Chris Bosh by the name Chris Borscht.

Michael J. Fox
Guest
Michael J. Fox

I love the way she moves.

Honey Potter
Guest
Honey Potter

The Price is Wrong . . . Bitch.

Sam
Guest
Sam

“YOU don’t have a severance package!!!”

Wobatus
Guest
Wobatus

Oh my, I think I have Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo. That or Meniere’s Disease.

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