CAPTION CONTEST: Sportsman Behaving Strangely in Australia

Readers! It’s time for you to provide the creative spark where I cannot. That’s right: a caption contest—aka shameless wit-farming. Your job is to provide humorous captions for this ┬áVine video published on MLB’s official Vine profile. Feel free to submit a caption or simply +1 the ones you like. The winner will be lauded for millennia, tattooed on the hearts of billions, and, most importantly, mentioned in the next post I publish.

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Zach is an egregious malcontent whose life goal is to literally become the London Tube. @itszachreynolds.


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Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

“Trapping souls, one snap at a time…”

Soup is Back
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Soup is Back

I’m not sure I can caption this mystical moving image. They might have to invent a new social platform to be compatible. Maybe a marquee would work?

Maybe I can eat this camera with Vegemite!

Soup is Back
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Soup is Back

Sadly marquees do not work. No one will win this contest…

GBeck15
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GBeck15

What are youuuuu?

AynRand'ssocialsecurity#
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AynRand'ssocialsecurity#

If the toilets flow backwards do the cameras work in reverse as well?

No, that’s just stupid.

Right?

RV3
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RV3

“Cannon Owner Switches to Nikon”

DriveFastTakeChances
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DriveFastTakeChances

“Say Queso!”

J.Henry Waugh
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J.Henry Waugh

“Man, gotta getta pic of that hot Barbie.”

hmph
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hmph

PICTURED: A young black male, just minutes before being shot by the police, who mistook his camera for a gun.

/Gawker’d

Wally
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Wally

YASIEL NO SABE.

balfazzar
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balfazzar

It is hard to work this camera under 110 mph……

Frank
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Frank

Manual Zoom is THE WORST

Fightmaster
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Fightmaster

See…now look here Yasiel, you completely missed the Tripod and went straight for the big play….

me
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me

If I had a quarter for every time Yasiel tried to Facetime with a camera…

Jim Khoury
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Jim Khoury

Yasiel Puig is suddenly confronted by the realization that he only exists as an image, a visual simulacra of spectacle which only attains meaning through the arbitrary application of rules; rules which ultimately govern his existence. He is unperturbed by this and thus, ends his brief sojourn in the self.

me
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me

As a photographer, Puig brings a dynamic combo of athleticism and confusion.

purebull
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purebull

‘…is that?…yeah. yeah…let me get a good shot of all those panties wadded up in a bunch.’

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz

“I don’t get it. How can they tell how fast I was going with this thing?”

RA Rowe
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RA Rowe

guy in pink stalked by majestic beast, terrified to find out.

Nathan Shields
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Nathan Shields

Not seen in video: Puig’s Camera flip after taking the picture

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