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Carlos Gomez: Friend & Foe to Animals
Posted By Robert J. Baumann On December 13, 2012 @ 2:31 pm In Tweet! | 5 Comments
Emú, I will soon decide
to shoot you or make you
So much depends on
whether you can smell better
animals than you
because if I shoot you
I will not want to eat
your nasty flesh —
your feathers are too sharp
I have such smooth skin,
So, what can you sniff,
Rabbit? Duck? Turkey or cow?
Tell me now, because too soon
what you sniff will be hot metal dust,
your own blood,
Horse whispering…to a future horse-meal.
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