Casting ASG 2012: The Movie

I’m sure we all had the same thought when the starting lineups for this year’s All-Star Game were announced. Namely: Who, WHO will portray these gentlemen in the inevitable Hollywood dramatization? That dramatization became somewhat more evitable once the National League opened a can of whup-ass on Justin “For the Fans” Verlander, but the question still burns. Luckily, we now have MyHeritage.com’s powerful and sophisticated Celebrity Face Recognition service to replace the notoriously fallible decisions of human casting directors. Here, then, is the cast, and for the full revelation of startling and often haunting doppelgangerhood, please do embiggen by clicking.

Starring:

JOHNNY DAMON as Jose Bautista
ALLEN IVERSON as Adrian Beltre
PEDRO MARTINEZ as Robinson Cano
MADONNA as Prince Fielder
DAVE CHAPPELLE as Curtis Granderson
CILLIAN MURPHY as Josh Hamilton
DEREK JETER as Himself
ALLEN IVERSON as Mike Napoli
PEDRO MARTINEZ as David Ortiz
ALEXIS DENISOF as Justin Verlander

with:

ICHIRO as Carlos Beltran
HUGH JACKMAN as Ryan Braun
VIVIAN HSU as Melky Cabrera
GHEORGHE HAGI as Rafael Furcal
BAE YONG-JUN as Carlos Gonzalez
JAY HERNANDEZ as Buster Posey
CARL LEWIS as Pablo Sandoval
WILLIE NELSON as Dan Uggla
YURI GAGARIN as Joey Votto
BRYAN ADAMS as Matt Cain




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Remus
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Remus

“DAVE CHAPPELLE as Curtis Granderson”

Can’t… stop … laughing.

MustBunique
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Please help me to embigger these, doesn’t seem to be working. Really want to see Iverson playing 2 roles, especially Napoli.

Resolution
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Resolution

Needs more Allen Iverson

Resolution
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Resolution

the best part is that little meter on the bottom that I assume represents how much resemblance the suggested actor bears. for most its like 50% but for Derek Jeter resembling Derek Jeter it’s at like 80%. lololol

reillocity
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reillocity

Even as an actor, Jeter’s range is a little short.

Resolution
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Resolution

Well done, fellow gentleman.

filihok
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Yuri Gagarin as Joey Votto.

First man in space. Man who frequently launches balls into orbit

RA Rowe
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RA Rowe

I tremendously enjoyed the fact that you’d have to go back to 1961 to find a face as heavy as Votto’s.

Hopefully he doesn’t have the same age 34 season Gagarin did.

Nick
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Nick

Pablo Sandoval resembles an olympic sprinter?

Casey
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Casey

I’ve got 2 words for you: GEN IOUS

Mr. Smooth
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Mr. Smooth

Prince Fielder and Madonna: separated at birth?

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

Ichiro Suzuki as Carlos Beltran?!?!?

David G. Temple
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I enjoy how neither Dan Uggla nor that picture of Willie Nelson actually looks like Willie Nelson.

scout1222
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scout1222

Really – that looks like an animatronic Willie Nelson.

Røark
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Røark

Derek Jeter looks 86% like Derek Jeter. Good match.

Røark
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Røark

But Christian Bale looks 100% like Homer Bailey and Ryan Gosling looks 90% like Evan Longoria.

clayton
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clayton

Steve Nebraska from The Scout should play Ryan Braun

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