UPDATE: Yeah, too soon.
Aroldis Chapman is not super-seriously hurt and will likely return to the field this season–perhaps as soon as May. This is great! Baseball and all human people are better off with him being not seriously hurt. This news also allows guilt-free enjoyment of the following low-quality GIF: Noted deadpan master Steven Wright striking Chapman in the face with a one-liner.
Also, congratulations to Nathan Shields, whose comment on my last post garnered the most +1’s from readers, and to Mr. Observant, whose comment–the first comment–I found to be most humorous. Let us tell them nice things, like “cool shoes” and “you are more precious to me than fine, Indian spices.”
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