Charlie Hough Does What He Pleases

Charlie Hough does what he pleases, people.

If Charlie Hough were a dandy fop, he would keep handy a dainty kerchief at all times, with which to wipe his brow or nose with victorian decorum. Charlie Hough does no such thing, puritan!

If Charlie Hough was a scruple-riddled altruist — like the author’s father, who spurned the even Greatest Game on Earth because he couldn’t help but sympathize with the losing teams — he would perhaps not make his competitors look so silly. But Charlie Hough, a glorious philistine unfettered by guilt, shames his opponents with impossible flutterballs!

Were Charlie Hough concerned with social norms, he might sacrifice the comfort of his jewelish junk while (presumably) tens of thousands of eyes are on him. But Charlie Hough wants his junk to sit pretty, no matter who’s watching, and so…




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FamousAmazingGuy
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FamousAmazingGuy

Charlie Hough is no philistine. He is a performance artist decades ahead of mass comprehension.

Mark my words, these GIF’s will one day hang in some of the finest galleries in the world!

Tommen
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Tommen

More people have seen Charlie’s performance art then these “articles” you scribble down in the waiting room of the Duchess County Methadone Clinic.

MikeS
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MikeS

How could he load up the ball if he used a handkerchief?

joser
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joser

Thus the true secret of the flutterball — bats bend to miss contacting it out of pure disgust.

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DerekJeterGiftBasket

Which is faster – his snot rocket or his knuckler?

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