Charlie Hustle and the Technicolor Dream Coat

This is the jacket of a man who can tell you a few things you need to do in order to ensure that no one gets hurt. For instance, pay the lady upfront and treat her real nice. I’ll be in the spacious Lincoln parked outside the service entrance. Or: Go and start a kerosene fire at this thoroughbred stable, the address of which is on this cocktail napkin, which is from the Forbidden Island Tiki Lounge out by the airport. Or: Hire me to do the plumbing in that building you just purchased in the warehouse district and pay me this price, which is determined by factors unrelated to present market conditions and sub-contractor overhead.

This is the jacket of a man called Peter Edward Rose.

(Secret handshake: BBTF)



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keegs
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keegs

submitted to menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

ralf
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I think my grandma has that jacket. So to me it says things like “come over, I made some turkey pot pie” and “you should go to church more often.”

Aaron Whitehead
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Aaron Whitehead

Open challenge to Notgraphs writers: rewrite the story of Joseph in the Book of Genesis as the rise and fall of Pete Rose. He could be sold into slavery in the household of the Egyptian prince Cass’ino GoldenLeaf before appealing for his freedom in front of Pharaoh Budhotep I.

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