ChoneVision(TM): Giant Chone Bashes Haters


On the face of it, this scene depicts Chone Figgins reacting to a pitch from Jose Quintana during last night’s contest. Only the power of ChoneVisionTM — which was once, quite presciently, described by the poet Percy Bysshe Shelley as “[stripping] the veil of familiarity from the world, and [laying] bare the naked and sleeping beauty which is the spirit of its forms” — reveals the truth.

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  1. Don Zimmer's jowl sweat says:

    The true Figgins has really Chone through.

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  2. Sean says:

    Crossing your eyes almost makes this work as one of those stereoscopic (is that the right word?) 3D pictures.

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  3. Mike Green says:

    The movie “Quintana, the Wrath of Chone” played in select theaters around the world for 62 days in 1973. I don’t know how you found the poster for it…

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