by Mississippi Matt Smith - February 19, 2013
I thought I had a good joke, but I lost my train of thought.
I Choo, Choo, choose you.
Don’t Choo have something better to do?
Everyone loves Spring Train-ing
I can’t keep track of all these jokes.
Despite never playing the position before, the Reds Choo Choo Choosed him to be their center fielder.
I have a good feeling that Matt Smith was actually the one driving the track-less train powered by a lawn mower. A very Mississippi thing to do.
“Testing the boundaries of the law on impaired driving, Choo knocked back an Old Milwaukee, sucker punched a farmer, and grabbed the first four children he could find. One of them has no face. Parents stood stunned.”
Big League Choo.
Is he flipping the bird at the camera?
Choo Choo… Choo?
Matt Harvey? No, no, wait… Daniel Bard? Chris Ianetta? DUSTIN ACKLEY?!?!
Shin Shoo Choo didn’t go to Chapel Hill.
The all time winner in this category, goes to whomever came up with the fantasy team name, “She’s not that into Choo,” on these very pages.
I believe it was actually “He’s just not that Shin Soo Choo”
And I think the same person also posted “Love, Hak-Ju Lee” which is equally great.
Pardon me, boy. Is that the Shin-Soo Choo Choo Choo?
The Seooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooulllll Trrainn!
I thought he was an Indian : (
Now he’s just somebody that I Choosed to know
( Sorry.Terribly sorry.)