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  1. ElJosharino says:

    I thought I had a good joke, but I lost my train of thought.

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  2. Ryan says:

    Don’t Choo have something better to do?

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  3. Ryan says:

    Everyone loves Spring Train-ing

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  4. rjcook3 says:

    I can’t keep track of all these jokes.

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  5. canuckassassin says:

    Despite never playing the position before, the Reds Choo Choo Choosed him to be their center fielder.

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  6. MIT says:

    I have a good feeling that Matt Smith was actually the one driving the track-less train powered by a lawn mower. A very Mississippi thing to do.

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  7. Michael Barr says:

    “Testing the boundaries of the law on impaired driving, Choo knocked back an Old Milwaukee, sucker punched a farmer, and grabbed the first four children he could find. One of them has no face. Parents stood stunned.”

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  8. zipperz says:

    Big League Choo.

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  9. beavis says:

    Is he flipping the bird at the camera?

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  10. David says:

    Choo Choo… Choo?

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  11. Pun King says:

    Matt Harvey? No, no, wait… Daniel Bard? Chris Ianetta? DUSTIN ACKLEY?!?!

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  12. The all time winner in this category, goes to whomever came up with the fantasy team name, “She’s not that into Choo,” on these very pages.

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    • ElJosharino says:

      I believe it was actually “He’s just not that Shin Soo Choo”
      And I think the same person also posted “Love, Hak-Ju Lee” which is equally great.

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  13. reillocity says:

    Pardon me, boy. Is that the Shin-Soo Choo Choo Choo?

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  14. Don C. says:

    The Seooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooulllll Trrainn!

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  15. Derek says:

    I thought he was an Indian : (

    Now he’s just somebody that I Choosed to know

    ( Sorry.Terribly sorry.)

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