Chris Davis is Not on Steroids


When he’s not quoting the Bible, Chris Davis takes time on Twitter to answer those who’ve been watching his incredible performance this season.

Don’t be cynical, like our friend Michael in Michigan. Sit back, relax, and enjoy The Chris Davis Show.




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Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
3 years 1 month ago

Hard-hitting reporting, there, MichiganMagic1!

TKDC
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TKDC
3 years 1 month ago

But the more important question: “Is today opposite day?”

Hank
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Hank
3 years 1 month ago

also no, literally no matter what

Mike
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Mike
3 years 1 month ago

Yes :)

shibboleth
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shibboleth
3 years 1 month ago

Chris Davis is such a dude that he dips and drinks Gatorade at the same time. Or it’s Big League Chew and he’s pretending it’s Skoal. Either way: Man’s Man.

Andy
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Andy
3 years 1 month ago

I seriously doubt he is, but if he were on stuff, do you think he’d announce it via Twitter, where the whole world can see it and a suspension would be likely to follow? Yeah, I don’t think so.

bdhudson
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bdhudson
3 years 1 month ago

welcome to notgraphs, where amusement can be found

el dude
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el dude
3 years 1 month ago

methinks you were just trolled.

or notgraphs is getting linked to somehwere. we’ve seen an uptick in espn comment quality the last week…

nathan
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nathan
3 years 1 month ago

so…what happens if he hits 62?

atoms
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atoms
3 years 1 month ago

That would trigger the apocalypse.

Blake
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Blake
3 years 1 month ago

“Chris Davis would NEVER do steroids! He’s a devout Christian!”

We all see what you’re doing here Chris.

An...old wives tale
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An...old wives tale
3 years 1 month ago

Teach me the ways of the secular flesh, George Michael

Where in the World is Mo Vaughn
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Where in the World is Mo Vaughn
3 years 1 month ago

In the hypothetical universe where Sammy Sosa had a twitter during his 1998 season, if he were asked the same question I imagine his twittersponse would have been something along the lines of:

“Me No speak english… LOL #PutACorkInIt”

Train
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Train
3 years 1 month ago

or “you’re not my father!”

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