Chris Davis is Not on Steroids

When he’s not quoting the Bible, Chris Davis takes time on Twitter to answer those who’ve been watching his incredible performance this season.

Don’t be cynical, like our friend Michael in Michigan. Sit back, relax, and enjoy The Chris Davis Show.

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14 Responses to “Chris Davis is Not on Steroids”

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  1. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    Hard-hitting reporting, there, MichiganMagic1!

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  2. TKDC says:

    But the more important question: “Is today opposite day?”

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  3. shibboleth says:

    Chris Davis is such a dude that he dips and drinks Gatorade at the same time. Or it’s Big League Chew and he’s pretending it’s Skoal. Either way: Man’s Man.

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  4. Andy says:

    I seriously doubt he is, but if he were on stuff, do you think he’d announce it via Twitter, where the whole world can see it and a suspension would be likely to follow? Yeah, I don’t think so.

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  5. nathan says:

    so…what happens if he hits 62?

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  6. Blake says:

    “Chris Davis would NEVER do steroids! He’s a devout Christian!”

    We all see what you’re doing here Chris.

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  7. Where in the World is Mo Vaughn says:

    In the hypothetical universe where Sammy Sosa had a twitter during his 1998 season, if he were asked the same question I imagine his twittersponse would have been something along the lines of:

    “Me No speak english… LOL #PutACorkInIt”

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