Co-Opted Political Slogans: These Colors Don’t Run

If you’re at all like me, reader, you find yourself feeling underrepresented in many of the heated political debates this country is always seeming to have.

Health care? Bah! Immigration? Double-bah! The economy? Excuse me while I fall asleep!

It’s almost like baseball nerds don’t even have a voice anymore!

Well, thanks to a combination of Free Timeā„¢ and Paint.NET, now we do — as NotGraphs presents Co-Opted Political Slogans.

For our first (and, very likely, last) Co-Opted Political Slogan, we present “These Colors Don’t Run.” Featuring FanGraphs’ trademark beige and green, “These Colors Don’t Run” is a great way to have your voice heard without even opening your mouth!

Perfect for anything from large, rhetoric-filled rallies to totally chill backyard BBQs, “These Colors Don’t Run” lets everyone know that you’ve studied linear weights pretty effing closely, thank you, and you know the break-even point for stolen bases when you see it.

Made from 100% Great Idea, “These Colors Don’t Run” will never shrink, fade, or moan in a really inappropriate way.

So buy “These Colors Don’t Run” now — and let everyone know all your political beliefs instantly!

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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.

6 Responses to “Co-Opted Political Slogans: These Colors Don’t Run”

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  1. Dennis says:

    This should be a part of the t-shirt options.

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  2. Adam says:

    Yes please. Thank you.

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  3. Telo says:

    “moan in a really inappropriate way.”

    Made me think of Ron Swanson getting a shoe shine.

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  4. Resolution says:

    Long live the Fangraphs national intelligentsia!!

    Further proof we’ve been oppressed? The spellcheck in this comment box recognizes neither Fangraphs nor spellcheck as proper words. #Outrage

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  5. Devon says:

    I would totally buy a tee shirt with that on it.

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