If you’re at all like me, reader, you find yourself feeling underrepresented in many of the heated political debates this country is always seeming to have.
Health care? Bah! Immigration? Double-bah! The economy? Excuse me while I fall asleep!
It’s almost like baseball nerds don’t even have a voice anymore!
Well, thanks to a combination of Free Time™ and Paint.NET, now we do — as NotGraphs presents Co-Opted Political Slogans.
For our first (and, very likely, last) Co-Opted Political Slogan, we present “These Colors Don’t Run.” Featuring FanGraphs’ trademark beige and green, “These Colors Don’t Run” is a great way to have your voice heard without even opening your mouth!
Perfect for anything from large, rhetoric-filled rallies to totally chill backyard BBQs, “These Colors Don’t Run” lets everyone know that you’ve studied linear weights pretty effing closely, thank you, and you know the break-even point for stolen bases when you see it.
Made from 100% Great Idea, “These Colors Don’t Run” will never shrink, fade, or moan in a really inappropriate way.
So buy “These Colors Don’t Run” now — and let everyone know all your political beliefs instantly!