Colby Rasmus, Pitchman

This should not be left to die in the comment thread on this morning’s post about Colby Rasmus, Enigma:

Big Jgke says:
August 27, 2014 at 9:40 am
As a Jays fan, what I’ll miss most when Colby gets his inevitable overpay from some other organization, is hearing his unintelligible southern drawl on local radio ads for shady car dealerships.

I can’t be the only person who went to look for this. (Indeed, when I reloaded the comments, I saw that I was not.)

Were they not allowed to say “Blue Jays” in the ad? “Toronto’s ballclub?” Really?



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dang
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dang

This seems like a parody but it isn’t. I’m dyin.

#KeepNotGraphs

Monkey Never Cramp
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Monkey Never Cramp

Kawasaki’s one is on another level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaaUNXbDBX8

Pirates Hurdles
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Pirates Hurdles

Holy crap that is quite umm, special.

Luis Tiant
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Luis Tiant

WIENER!

joser
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joser

No crap, because Monkeys never crap

Kris
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Kris

The radio version of this is so much better. It comes on every fucking game.

IF I PLAY TODAY, YOU SAVE $1000 toms.

Big Jgke
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Big Jgke

I lack the words to explain how I feel right now.

http://youtu.be/3deNVM3EWIc?t=1m55s

Pork Sale
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Pork Sale

Holy hoppin horseballs. He’s not a hall of famer….. Yet. I’ll make the 2000 mile drive to Bannerman’s place so I can deliver him the look of disbelief that I have in my mind. Dingers for dough.

Joser
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Joser

“Blue Jays” is a trademark, and you aren’t allowed to use it in a commercial context without permission. I doubt their lawyers would want them to give permission to any unaffiliated business — much less a car dealership (car salesmen being one of the few legal professions that consistently rate below politicians in public perception) — lest it look like the team was somehow endorsing the company. (Not to mention diluting the value of the agreements they do make with other sponsors).

All that said, it really just makes this even better — like Rasmus is a little unclear on the name of the team he plays for. One imagines him glancing down at his jersey before the start of every interview to remind himself. (“sʎɐſ ǝnlq”? he mumbles to himself “WTF are sʎɐſ ǝnlq”?)

As someone in that comment thread said, it’s total Boomhauer: SomekindofDangOlBallTeamFromDangTorontoBirdsOrSumpin’

Big Jgke
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Big Jgke

Between him and Gibby… well, that sure is a lot of unintelligible baseball talk and chaw.

AMarshall
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AMarshall

Maybe the Jays problem is that only Colby and Gibby understand each other.

Rob Ford
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Rob Ford

Thank goodness for car salesmen.

Thufir
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Thufir
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