Collage Most Murderous: Dave Parker

From the depths of newspaper morgue and the dead-letter office come this Collage Most Murderous …

Dave Parker is not on the loose on the streets of your town, but that’s only because Dave Parker’s call is coming from inside the house.

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  1. deadhead says:

    Who knew that The Cobra’s cocaine debts would lead to him joining The Insane Clown Posse?

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  2. Kyle says:

    I am a Dave Parker image enthusiast and I approve this message.

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  3. jcxy says:

    if he were from dickensian london, he might have exacted revenge from stearns in a most unsavory way…

    instead, he probably just ate a whole thing of jelly beans.

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    • Robert J. Baumann says:

      I recommend that “Whole Thing of Jelly Beans” be applied, without vote, to Dave Parker as part of the “Nickname Seeks Former Player” series.

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  4. Big Daddy V says:

    I thought it was Virginia Tech.

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  5. reillocity says:

    Exorcising the franchise, Dave Parker was thus the Jon Rauch of 1970-80s position players.

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