Collage Most Murderous: Dave Parker
From the depths of newspaper morgue and the dead-letter office come this Collage Most Murderous …
Dave Parker is not on the loose on the streets of your town, but that’s only because Dave Parker’s call is coming from inside the house.
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Who knew that The Cobra’s cocaine debts would lead to him joining The Insane Clown Posse?
Hey, we’ve all been there.
Indeed!
Boo!
Your internetting moniker makes me imagine Dave Parker as a dog.
It’s not just for internetting. I also use it for hootin’, hollerin’, and carryin’ on.
Don’t forget to sprinkle in some boppin’ (http://www.fangraphs.com/not/index.php/boughten-me-and-the-boys-boppin-t-shirt/).
I am a Dave Parker image enthusiast and I approve this message.
if he were from dickensian london, he might have exacted revenge from stearns in a most unsavory way…
instead, he probably just ate a whole thing of jelly beans.
I recommend that “Whole Thing of Jelly Beans” be applied, without vote, to Dave Parker as part of the “Nickname Seeks Former Player” series.
I thought it was Virginia Tech.
Exorcising the franchise, Dave Parker was thus the Jon Rauch of 1970-80s position players.