Collage Most Murderous: Dave Parker

From the depths of newspaper morgue and the dead-letter office come this Collage Most Murderous …

Dave Parker is not on the loose on the streets of your town, but that’s only because Dave Parker’s call is coming from inside the house.



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deadhead
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deadhead

Who knew that The Cobra’s cocaine debts would lead to him joining The Insane Clown Posse?

Dave Barker
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Boo!

reillocity
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reillocity

Your internetting moniker makes me imagine Dave Parker as a dog.

Dave Barker
Guest

It’s not just for internetting. I also use it for hootin’, hollerin’, and carryin’ on.

reillocity
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reillocity
Kyle
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I am a Dave Parker image enthusiast and I approve this message.

jcxy
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jcxy

if he were from dickensian london, he might have exacted revenge from stearns in a most unsavory way…

instead, he probably just ate a whole thing of jelly beans.

Robert J. Baumann
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I recommend that “Whole Thing of Jelly Beans” be applied, without vote, to Dave Parker as part of the “Nickname Seeks Former Player” series.

Big Daddy V
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Big Daddy V

I thought it was Virginia Tech.

reillocity
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reillocity

Exorcising the franchise, Dave Parker was thus the Jon Rauch of 1970-80s position players.

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