by Jeremy Blachman - August 23, 2012
Another week, another opportunity for rejected headlines.
Favorite Colon Headline (or add your own!)
mine from yesterday was
Roids Found in Swollen Colon
someone else suggested
Colon Blown Out in Oakland
Colon Busted by MLB Probe
Colon Blow (i.e., SNL skit)
Bartolo returns to his Satanist Ways. (See Bartolo Longo)
I don’t think you’re getting this. Only one of this man’s names doubles as an anatomical feature through which feces and flatus pass.
A’s Cleansed of Colon
Colostomy Bag Needed: Oakland’s Ulcerative Colon Excised
Overworked Colon Busted in Cheating Scandal
Cheating Colon Stinks
Young Stud Fills in Colon’s Space
New Reasons for Colon’s Nasty Stuff
Oakland Gets Mandatory Colon-ostomy
muling it: drugs found in colon
My local newspaper went with ‘Colon of A’s Suspended for 50 Games’ in enormous green lettering at the top of the front page. And I’m 2000 miles away from the Bay Area, pretty sure an intern was having some fun with it (the headline not his actual colon).
Colon-oscopy Reveals Too Much Man
Colon leaves a black mark on the sport
More like FARTolo, amirite?
Test finds drugged Colon leads to pitching gas!!!
“Hey there’s this pitcher who’s name is another name for an anus and he’s kind of a butt-hole.
Oh, yea and he does steroids.”
Fun fact: Christopher Colombus real name is actually Cristobal Colon
Bartolo : Full of Trouble