Corey Kluber’s Start, As Seen from French Mountain Internet

It was the author’s intention, originally, to utilize a combination of Brooks Baseball’s very useful PITCHf/x game-log information and also MLB.TV to the end of reproducing in these pages the most transcendent of Corey Kluber‘s pitches from his complete-game, 11-strikeout performance on Thursday (box).

Notably, however, that same dumb author’s body is currently located about 15 miles from the Spanish border in the Pyrenees. Beautiful, is one word it would make sense to use. Lacking in the highest-speed of internet, is another collection of words that are relevant in such a case.

In the place of that hypothetical GIF is the more real one embedded here — namely, of the only actual footage available to the author in this instance. Disappointment, is the thing that’s very clearly abounding.



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John W.
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John W.

Life is cruel.

DA VINCI CODE
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DA VINCI CODE

COREY KLUBER LIFE IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “O, LIFE BE KRUEL, CRY”

MustBunique
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The Society is missing the meetings that used to happen in Daily Notes.

Eminor3rd
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Eminor3rd

mlb.tv sucks, also :(

Cantonese Interwebs
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It seems Hong Kong and the mountains of France share the same internet. Which is to say that both mountainous French and Cantonese infrastructure are quite accommodating and sheltering of pathetic little Mariners fans, namely, myself.

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