Critical Reading Skills

Actual initial thought upon seeing the headline below:
“Wow, I wonder what Ryan Zimmerman’s wife did.”

Sad commentary on how much attention I pay to non-baseball news. I also hear Brandon Allen won a primary in Virginia?




Print This Post

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

5 Responses to “Critical Reading Skills”

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
  1. Big Jgke says:

    Dammit I had the same thought. It feels good to share.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  2. camisadelgolf says:

    If it wasn’t Ryan Zimmerman’s wife, then whose was it? I just know it wasn’t Jordan Zimmermann’s. Former All-Star Jeff Zimmerman’s?

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  3. MDL says:

    Come on guys, this is obviously about George Zimmerman.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  4. ColeHamels1510 says:

    I got a 770 on the verbal section, which is now called critical reading.

    But I am bad at math, only a 740.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  5. Nu?! Billy Baroo says:

    It’s Robert Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Current day month ye@r *