Crowdsourcery: Is This the Perfect Golf Swing?

Inquiring minds, innit?

I’m definitely exaggerating when I say that the ad pictured above is literally the only one I ever see when I visit NotGraphs; however, I’m definitely telling the truth when I say that the golfer in said ad has blue and green light coursing through his body.

In any case, I find myself growing curiouser and curiouser: is this the perfect golf swing? Knowing little about the sport, it’s a question I’m unprepared to answer. However, utilizing the wisdom of the crowds, the solution to this once unsolvable question is only one expertly embdedded poll away from being discovered.

Below, you’ll find said poll. You’ll also find that, beyond a simple “Yes” and “No,” there’s a space where the reader-commenter can enter his own answer — a feature I believe will help us achieve Maximum Knowledge in this endeavor.

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15 Responses to “Crowdsourcery: Is This the Perfect Golf Swing?”

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  1. swieker says:

    Where is the 1 weird, old tip for the perfect golf swing?

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    • Yirmiyahu says:

      Is it the same “weird old tip” for the perfect golf swing, a flat tummy, getting women to have sex with you, getting rich, whitening teeth, and growing a larger penis?

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  2. Resolution says:

    As a rather amateur golfer, I’ll confess I’ve never had this happen to me. However, I have seen it happen to others on at least 2 separate occasions – when the body does glow green and blue, it means everything is aligned and you (the golfer) should ‘grip it and rip it’ as we say in golf.

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  3. Jason says:

    It’s certainly rebellious, if nothing else.

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  4. Scott says:

    Ad Block Plus, yo.

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  5. glassSheets says:

    I voted for “Other: polls are a chep way to drive traffic to a website”

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  6. steex says:

    I’m saddened that I cannot see what the “other” votes are. I voted “Pat Buchanan.”

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  7. glassSheets says:

    Is this poll and the resulting results the epitome of NotGraphs? “Other” nearing 40% as of this comment is just fantastic.

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  8. Tim Smith says:

    Extraordinarily educational appreciate it, It is my opinion your trusty audience may want even more well written articles similar to this maintain the great work.

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