Crowdsourcery: Is This the Perfect Golf Swing?

Inquiring minds, innit?

I’m definitely exaggerating when I say that the ad pictured above is literally the only one I ever see when I visit NotGraphs; however, I’m definitely telling the truth when I say that the golfer in said ad has blue and green light coursing through his body.

In any case, I find myself growing curiouser and curiouser: is this the perfect golf swing? Knowing little about the sport, it’s a question I’m unprepared to answer. However, utilizing the wisdom of the crowds, the solution to this once unsolvable question is only one expertly embdedded poll away from being discovered.

Below, you’ll find said poll. You’ll also find that, beyond a simple “Yes” and “No,” there’s a space where the reader-commenter can enter his own answer — a feature I believe will help us achieve Maximum Knowledge in this endeavor.






Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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swiekermember
12 years ago

Where is the 1 weird, old tip for the perfect golf swing?

Yirmiyahu
12 years ago
Reply to  swieker

Is it the same “weird old tip” for the perfect golf swing, a flat tummy, getting women to have sex with you, getting rich, whitening teeth, and growing a larger penis?

AndyS
12 years ago
Reply to  Yirmiyahu

No, only the first two. The others are a different one weird old tip.