Curt Schilling is to Bill Gates as NotGraphs is to ???

Jason Schwartz of Boston Magazine has written an incredible article about Curt Schilling and the demise of 38 Studios, his video-game company that fell into bankruptcy last month. I don’t know that I’ve read a better magazine piece this year. You should absolutely read the whole thing, but a few highlights:

By 2006, Curt Schilling had earned more than $90 million playing baseball, not including endorsements. But what he really aspired to was being “Bill Gates rich.”

Once, after an IT guy’s rottweiler died, Schilling presented him with a brand-new pup during an all-staff meeting.

“He really needed Company 101,” [former CEO] Close told them. “For example, the whole concept of vacation was foreign to Curt. He actually said, ‘People get weekends off, right?’” Schilling at one point suggested that people work 14 straight days and then take five days off. It jibed with his baseball experience.

Schilling comes off in the piece as naive but not evil. He thought he could create a successful software company with the same willpower that had him pitching through injury. But software, alas, is not about physical ability.

I recommend avoiding any future investment in Bryce Harper’s new Internet startup or Mike Trout’s food services distribution company. (Trout Trout, perhaps?)




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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RamboDiaz
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Shilling:Gates::NotGraphs:Stick Figure Death Theater

MikeS
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MikeS

This is a fake-stats site so…

Assuming Schilling’s investments balanced his expenses overall adn he is worth the $90M that he made during his career, Bill Gates is worth $61B per google so Gates is worth 678 times what Schilling is worth.

Notgraphs is worth (roughly) $1.98 x 678 = $1340.46. Althought I may be overvaluuing notgraphs. They have some serious liabilities on the ledger.

Therefore, Curt Schilling is to Bill Gates as Notgraphs is to a pretty nice laptop. QED.

Bradley Woodrum
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I get all my trout from Trout Trout.

RamboDiaz
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Without a doubt.

Rob
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Rob

I say without a doubt and with all of my clout that I wouldn’t never flout a lover of trout who purchases his trouts at Trouts Trouts.

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