Dancing Baseball With Mustache

What follows is the work of a YouTube auteur that’s titled, “Dancing Baseball With Mustache.” In this, the age of half-truths, the age in which deception has become hardwired instinct, it warms the heart cockles to learn that, yes, this is indeed a video of a dancing baseball with mustache. In fact, this baseball does what he does — i.e., dances while wearing a mustache on his fake face and a mangled farmer’s tan on his adorable grafted arms — for almost five full minutes. Some might call that boring. In turn, some might call that high treason.

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to watch almost five full minutes of a Dancing Baseball With Mustache, then that is what we do …

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  1. atoms says:

    if there’s a more concise metaphor for notgraphs, i haven’t come across it. all that’s missing is a joe west cameo.

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  2. Resolution says:

    I wish this was what accompanied the post a few days ago on the Moneyball teaser

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  3. TheGrandslamwich says:

    I’m not sure which is worse: The fact I had time to watch the entire video in the middle of the day. That I avidly watched the whole thing, or that it brought a big smile to my face.

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  4. Yirmiyahu says:

    This is a beautiful Rawlings ad.

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  5. Benny Benassi is where it’s at.

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