Dayn Perry to Eno Sarris: “I Will Field Goal Your Biscuits.”

RotoGraphs editor and co-proprietor of BeerGraphs Eno Sarris has organized an event for later today (Thursday, July 18) at Chicagoland bar Fizz — which event will feature baseball writers of some consequence and also Dayn Perry.

During a recording of FanGraphs Audio this morning, that same Dayn Perry inquired about the timing of the event, and, after being informed that it was scheduled to begin at 4pm CT, launched into a frothy-mouthed tirade about the early-ish hour — suggesting both that it (a) wasn’t becoming of civilized man and also (b) might force him to rearrange his schedule a little bit.

The full audio will be available tomorrow when the relevant episode of the podcast is released. Until that time, however, here is a notable excerpt from same, regarding what action Perry plans to take apropos Eno Sarris’s person:

Dayn Perry on Timing of FanGraphs Event



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Benzedrine
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Benzedrine

The clearer audio really allows Dayn to sound angry for once.

Resolution
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Resolution

that reminds me, where the hell did the term ‘rascal basket’ come from?

Jeff Zimmerman
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Eno better get the Nutty Buddy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C9aiWr0Vfg

MikeS
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MikeS

So it’s 4:40 PM CDT. Did Dayn get three points?

juan pierres mustache
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i have heard unconfirmed reports that yes, he did

HItler But Sadder
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HItler But Sadder

I only know what a “biscuit” is because I have recently taken to watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo– apparently Eno has a vagina worth kicking.

Mike
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Mike

Sometimes I get an erection while playing drums.

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