Defining GIF using Joe Mauer’s Handsome Neck

Joe Mauer defines GIF, in regards to this foul tip by the Indians’ Shelley Duncan, as Getit Inda Froat.




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  1. The froat and lips are staple targets in prison warfare and foul balls.

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  2. WinTwins says:

    Hope this doesn’t mess with his overall handsomeninity. He is just so frekkin’ dreamy.

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  3. reillocity says:

    Oh, Hell. Now we’ll have to endure a Joe Mauer sore throat commercial, too.

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  4. nu?! bully baroooooo says:

    Poor larynx block.

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  5. chiefglockandhummer says:

    there is nothing funny about this and it’s horrible. i like can’t make myself swallow right now no matter how hard i try

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  6. Chris says:

    My, my, that boy has a soft larynx! Just look at how it deadens the ball so cleanly, making any fielding that may be necessary just so easy. I’m giving that boy an 80/80 in throat blocking skills.

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