Defining GIF using Joe Mauer’s Handsome Neck
Joe Mauer defines GIF, in regards to this foul tip by the Indians’ Shelley Duncan, as Getit Inda Froat.
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The froat and lips are staple targets in prison warfare and foul balls.
Hope this doesn’t mess with his overall handsomeninity. He is just so frekkin’ dreamy.
Oh, Hell. Now we’ll have to endure a Joe Mauer sore throat commercial, too.
Poor larynx block.
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there is nothing funny about this and it’s horrible. i like can’t make myself swallow right now no matter how hard i try
My, my, that boy has a soft larynx! Just look at how it deadens the ball so cleanly, making any fielding that may be necessary just so easy. I’m giving that boy an 80/80 in throat blocking skills.