Deleted Audio from Most Recent Dayn Perry Podcast

As noted in the introduction to his most recent appearance on FanGraphs Audio, Dayn Perry has recently cancelled his land-line phone service so that he might more ably shoulder the financial burden of having his child educated by Catholics. That being the case, the author of this post — and host of that podcast — was compelled to call Perry on his cell phone to record that episode, which cell-phone connection afforded what’s known in the industry as “shit sound quality.”

What follows is the (deleted) audio from the beginning of the aforementioned conversation — which includes not only an even less coherent Perry than usual, but also the entire and laborious process of Perry both downloading and registering with Skype.

The reader would do well to note that the following is not intended for people who are accustomed to making good life decisions.

Perry Deleted Audio



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Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

Ummm, why did Dayn say this: “Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser”? I don’t get this humour – it’s a little too androidic/esoteric.

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Two notes on this audio clip: 1) Mr. Perry sounds as if he is perpetually snacking, which I find somewhat stomach churning. 2) Whilst listening to the above audio clip, my roommate (another female) expressed that she finds Mr. Cistulli’s voice, “sexy”, which, I find just as stomach churning as Mr. Perry’s robotic snacking, probably.

BFspinner
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BFspinner

For those who don’t like the early part, things really pick up at 13:35.

harperhill
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harperhill

I’m not a hater — I like NotGraphs/FanGraphs, etc. — but how on earth did you get as far as 13:35? After 5 minutes I wanted to stick a pencil in my eye.

Maverick Squad
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Maverick Squad

If that’s what they cut out, what they leave in must be pure gold!

gosensgo101
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Pure audio gold.

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