Dmitri Young, And Therefore Baseball Itself, Is Looking Healthy

Dmitri Young is trying to make his way back into baseball. He’s lost weight and has his diabetes under control (at least, as much as one can do so with such a disease). He was seen at Monday’s Rays-Tigers game cheering on his brother and relatively new Tiger Delmon, and Da Meat Hook is looking pretty good:

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An opposing fantasy team’s name once told me that Meat Falls From Dmitri. They were right.

And that’s one awesome Masters of the Universe shirt he’s rocking, too. Good for you, Dmitri. And maybe, just maybe, you can come back and improve your ranking as the 948th best hitter of all time. I’ll be rooting for you.




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  1. AndyS says:

    “An opposing fantasy team’s name once told me that Meat Falls From Dmitri. They were right. ”

    That’s actually a The Dugout reference.

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  2. Resolution says:

    Who the hell is that kid next to him? He’s guilty of 1. wearing headphones at a game while simultaneously ‘not giving a shit’ and 2. not reveling in Mr. Young’s divine presence.

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  3. kick me in the GO NATS says:

    I am a Dimtri Young fan!

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  4. TheBigDawg says:

    Long live Dinner Bell Young!

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  5. becki says:

    the kid is his son, Damon.

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