Dumbest Slideshow: Who Shouldn’t Hit Leadoff for the Red Sox

In this site’s day-old tradition of slightly modifying and re-packaging headlines from FanGraphs.com, the author presents the following and hastily made slideshow, which serves as a definitely unnecessary response to Paul Swydan’s recent piece regarding the current state of the Boston Red Sox.

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  1. John Elway says:

    Hay even I know that.

    And I’m just a football-slinging horse.

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  2. Bluebird in Boulder says:

    Stephen VI/VII, who is very much more alive, or at least is depicted as being very much more alive, sadly also dead.

    That Dayn Perry podcast is amongst my favourites and may only be eclipsed by the discussion of Maggie Thatcher and her treatment of the Welsh miners (boiled with the very kale they themselves had mined!).

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  3. Dogfish Pride, Bro says:

    Eddie Gaedel, sabermetric darling. Dead, as well.

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  4. (Still) James says:

    I love how I can remember 2 Cadaver Synod allusions on Fan/NotGraphs in my lifetime. I’m sure there have been more. Best. Website. Ever.

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  5. Mike Green says:

    Other candidate: Richard Milhous Nixon. Not Otis. Not a thief. Also dead. Three strikes, you’re out.

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