Exclusive: Judge Dayn Perry’s New Book By Its Cover

You listen to FanGraphs Audio, so you already know that Dayn Perry‘s next critically-acclaimed book, for which he received a substantial advance, is titled Business & F*cking: Secrets to Crushing the Competition in the Boardroom and the Bedroom. I know; I can’t wait, either.

While we wait, though, I’ve got good news: Our diligent, award-winning Investigative Reporting Investigation Team has secured for us the cover of Mr. Perry’s latest endeavor. Witness:

Remember the saying, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”? Well, here’s another saying: “Fuck that.” And here’s more good news: The IRIT is working on securing the book’s foreward, written by Carson Cistulli, who, over the past 18 months, has had unfiltered access to the deepest and darkest parts of Dayn Perry’s soul. We’re hoping to publish it in the coming weeks. Stay tuned to the ticker for the latest, as they say.

A massive, Canadian thank you to @hbrockett, who designed the most brilliant book cover you see above. We are forever indebted.




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Navin Vaswani is a replacement-level writer. Follow him on Twitter.


18 Responses to “Exclusive: Judge Dayn Perry’s New Book By Its Cover”

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  1. Kyle says:

    I have my checkbook ready and waiting to be deployed for pre-ordering purposes.

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  2. yolo says:

    please do this for ‘the posthumous works of carson cistulli’ too!

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  3. Surine says:

    It would certainly sell better if the byline was:

    BY JUDGE DAYN PERRY

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  4. Grammar Police says:

    “The IRIT is working on securing the book’s foreward, written by Carson Cistulli, who, over the past 18 months, has had unfiltered access to the deepest and darkest parts of Dayn Perry’s soul.”

    Unfettered, not unfiltered. You’ve been cited.

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  5. Grammar Police says:

    “Unfettered access” via google.com, every American Grammar Cop’s arbiter of choice: 739,000 results; “unfiltered access”: 65,600 results.

    Grammar Cop 1, Vaswani 0. More importantly, however: USA 1, Canada 0. USA! USA! USA!

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  6. jcxy says:

    When “Business & Fucking: Secrets to Crushing the Competition in the Boardroom and the Bedroom” makes the NYT Bestseller List, will it be classified as Nonfiction? Or should I expect to find it under one of the diminuitive headings–Advice & Misc or perhaps Illustrated?

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  7. Dave Barker says:

    Ah, this will no doubt be a coming-of-age story of a young man and his voracious sexual appetites, a bilDONGSroman, if you will.

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  8. Dayn Perry says:

    I have never been more proud to be a sexy businessman.

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  9. Mike says:

    I would read this.

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