Exclusive: Ryan Braun PED Scandal Outrage Meter

Outrage Meter

The reader should rest assured that the above is not merely a hastily selected clip-art image stolen from the internet of a cartoon thermometer exploding, but rather a technologically advanced and mega accurate Outrage Meter exclusive to NotGraphs which is capable of measuring the level of indignation present among America’s sporting commentators at any given moment. What one finds now, in the wake of Ryan Braun‘s admission of guilt and subsequent punishment, is that the Outrage Meter has reached Dangerous Levels of Danger.

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13 Responses to “Exclusive: Ryan Braun PED Scandal Outrage Meter”

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  1. Train says:

    The msm sporting writers’ outrage comes off a bit pot calling kettle black to me since most of them looked the other way for a decade while players juiced. It’s only since the public’s outrage increased through increased knowledge of what was happening, no thanks to the writers, that the writers have taken such an indignant stance.

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  2. The Return of Rambo Diaz says:

    Kids went to NotGraphs accidentally and got smarter.

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  3. Guy says:

    You should have indicated that clip art was NSFW.

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    • mein earballs says:

      That’s funny because I thought the action(!) triangles at the top were a nice touch but now I just see dong ejaculate.

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  4. Shoeless says:


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  5. Tim says:

    The only thing worse than outrage over this is people patting themselves on the back for being “above it all.”

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  6. Tim says:

    People like Carson Cistulli, that is.

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