Exclusive: Ryan Braun PED Scandal Outrage Meter

Outrage Meter

The reader should rest assured that the above is not merely a hastily selected clip-art image stolen from the internet of a cartoon thermometer exploding, but rather a technologically advanced and mega accurate Outrage Meter exclusive to NotGraphs which is capable of measuring the level of indignation present among America’s sporting commentators at any given moment. What one finds now, in the wake of Ryan Braun‘s admission of guilt and subsequent punishment, is that the Outrage Meter has reached Dangerous Levels of Danger.




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Train
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Train
2 years 11 months ago

The msm sporting writers’ outrage comes off a bit pot calling kettle black to me since most of them looked the other way for a decade while players juiced. It’s only since the public’s outrage increased through increased knowledge of what was happening, no thanks to the writers, that the writers have taken such an indignant stance.

Engine
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Engine
2 years 11 months ago

So a writer can’t change their opinion over time as new facts emerge? What a world that would be.

Bill
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Bill
2 years 11 months ago

Outrage levels increasing!

frivoflava29
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frivoflava29
2 years 11 months ago

Dude, what are you talking about? There’s no pot or kettle. Just a thermometer. It’s red, not black.

Soup
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Soup
2 years 11 months ago

Simon
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Simon
2 years 11 months ago

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 11 months ago

Kids went to NotGraphs accidentally and got smarter.

Guy
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Guy
2 years 11 months ago

You should have indicated that clip art was NSFW.

mein earballs
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mein earballs
2 years 11 months ago

That’s funny because I thought the action(!) triangles at the top were a nice touch but now I just see dong ejaculate.

Shoeless
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Shoeless
2 years 11 months ago

Okay.

Tim
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Tim
2 years 11 months ago

The only thing worse than outrage over this is people patting themselves on the back for being “above it all.”

Saguenay Harry
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Saguenay Harry
2 years 11 months ago

No, being cool is always better then getting hot n bothered.

Tim
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Tim
2 years 11 months ago

People like Carson Cistulli, that is.

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